Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Difficulty: Novice
Verse 1:
F
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
C G
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have
F
So, many skills that make her distinctive
C G
But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine
F
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
C
No, I don't care about the soaps
G F
No, I don't care about the soaps
C G
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
Chorus:
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com
G F
Kill the director, please
Verse 2:
F
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
C G
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
F
And this is my head and this is my spout
C G
They work together, they can't figure anything out
F
So, with the angst of a teenage band
C G F
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
C* G*
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Chorus:
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director, please
BREAK:
MUTE STRINGS AND STRUM
Outro:
F Am
This is no Bridget Jones
C G
This is no Bridget, Bridget
F Am
This is no Bridget Jones
C G
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(x3)
F Am
This is no Bridget Jones
C F* C*
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones
(*=SINGLE STRUM)