Kill The Director chords by The Wombats

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

* = single strum


Verse 1:
C*
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
G*
Oh, what a skill to have,
D*
Oh, what a skill
C*
To have so many skills that make her distinctive
G*
But they're not mine to have,
D*
No, they're not mine
C majorC
Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper
G+G
Though I don't care about the soaps;
D MajorD                C majorC
No, I don't care about the soaps...
G+G                  D MajorD        C majorC
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode!

Chorus:
C majorC
G+G
If this is a rom-com
D MajorD         C majorC
Kill the director!
G+G
If this is a rom-com
D MajorD         C majorC
Kill the director, please!


Verse 2:
C majorC
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
G+G              D MajorD
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
  C majorC
And this is my head and this is my spout
G+G          D MajorD
They work together; they can't figure anything out
C majorC
So with the angst of a teenage band
G+G              D MajorD              C majorC
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
G*             D*              C majorC
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand...

Chorus:
C majorC
G+G
If this is a rom-com
D MajorD         C majorC
Kill the director!
G+G
If this is a rom-com
D MajorD         C majorC
Kill the director!
G+G
If this is a rom-com
D MajorD         C majorC
Kill the director, please!


Outro:
C majorC     A minorAm
This is no Bridget Jones
G+G     D MajorD
This is no Bridget, Bridget
C majorC     A minorAm
This is no Bridget Jones
G+G     D MajorD
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(x3)
C majorC     A minorAm
This is no Bridget Jones
G+G     C*        G*
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones...

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