Verse 1: Am C I want to be a field day for the Sundays so they can G E Fuck up my life Verse 2: Am C Embarrass my wife G E And leave a bad taste Chorus: Am C Striped toothpaste can't remove on E Monday mornings
I want to be a target for the dailies so they can show Pictures of me with a nude on page three So lacking in taste Am C Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as G E Monday morning Outro: Am C Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as G E