¡aikido Neurotic - Erotic tab by Will Wood And The Tapeworms

Key: G

🎸 Intro:

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 1st 🎸 Verse:

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I appologise for playing with your eyes, but I'm obsessed with you

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Rolling out of bed is morning in my head, 'cause I'm obsessed with you

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Rose mirages into vases
I dont't stand a chance

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Quiet girls with wrist corsages, cordial silence
I can't dance


🎸 Verse 2:

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Holding breath by graveyards, salt over my shoulder
I'm obsessed with you

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Rainbow-walking cave-heart never will be bolder
I'm obsessed with you

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Chickenscratch Rembrandts of your likeness, all this nonsese makes me think

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My insides cry "try thy finest" - why, then, am I at my brink?


🎸 Interlude:

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   hm- mm- mm- mm    hm- mm- mm- mm    hm-         hm-   hmm
                                                         (strumming)
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   hm- mm- mm- mm    hm- mm- mm- mm-   hm-         hm-   hmm

 3rd 🎸 Verse: *

C                    D                        G      D        Em
I told Doctor Tillis to prescribe an illness, but he said his schedule's filled with
C                         D
Children who need Prosac
Prilosec and Lo-jack
G              D           Em
Triple-sec and Lexapro for second-guesses
C
drugs that heal
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So we can touch instead of feel

 4th verse
    G                                           C                 G
Oh
I apologize for playing with your eyes, but I'm obsessed with you
                                                  C                 G
Bite your tongue and smile, stick around a while
I'm obsessed with you
C                D                C                D
Neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic
C     D           G  (Single loud strum of G chord then go immediately into next bit)
I'm obsessed with you


🎸 Outro:

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  Oooooooooooooooo- oooooooooooooooo- oooooooooooooooo-  oooooooh

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   hm- mm- mm- mm    hm- mm- mm- mm    hm  hm  hm  hm hm

((Listen to the the song to get the timing at the end))
*Strumming is the usual down-down-up-up-down-up

This song is quite forgiving so you can be pretty relaxed with the strumming pattern and the precision of
several of the block picked notes in between chord changes since its played pretty fast :)