Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) (*= one strum) Intro: Bb Eb Gm Bb Eb Gm* Verse 1: Bb Eb Gm He never had cool stories Eb Bb He doesn’t make your heart beat Eb Gm You used to love his mystery Eb Bb But now he’s just exhausting Eb Gm Eb Another day spent just laying in his room Bb Eb Gm Eb* Stench of incense, and some undelivered food
Refrain: Bb Eb Gm Eb Bb Eb Gm Eb Hmm-mmm Chorus: Bb Eb Gm Eb Bb And she thought, “what if he thinks I’m the one? Eb Gm Eb Bb Eb Gm Eb Then I’ll be forced to rot away with him and his obsessions for trivial things Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm Eb* Like the amount of fucking love hearts I finish a text message with.” Bb Eb Gm Bb Eb Gm Verse 2: Bb Eb Gm Eb Bb And when you hold his hands, it doesn’t feel like flying Eb Gm Eb* Bb And when you take his breath away, he might as well be dying Eb Gm Eb Bb And you’re dying to breathe, you’re trapped in his cage Eb Gm Eb* Eb* And it’s shrinking Chorus 2: Bb Eb Gm Eb Bb And she thought, “what if he just never leaves? Eb Gm Eb Bb What if he doesn’t get the message, and he doesn’t hear my pleas?” Eb Gm Eb So she just started screaming, Outro: Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb* Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb* “Why can’t he just bore me to death?” (why can’t he just bore me to death?) Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb* Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb* “Why can’t he just bore me to death?” (why can’t he just bore me to death?) Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb* Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb* “Why can’t he just bore me to death?” (why can’t he just bore me to death?) Bb* Bb* Eb* Eb* Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb* “Why can’t he just bore me to death?”