Maybe I Was Boring chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

(*= one strum)


Intro:
Bb Eb Gm
Bb Eb Gm*


Verse 1:
Bb  Eb       Gm
 He never had cool stories
  Eb           Bb
He doesn’t make your heart beat
  Eb        Gm
You used to love his mystery
  Eb         Bb
But now he’s just exhausting
 Eb     Gm     Eb
Another day spent just laying in his room
Bb     Eb   Gm     Eb*
 Stench of incense, and some undelivered food

Refrain:
Bb Eb Gm Eb
Bb Eb Gm Eb
Hmm-mmm


Chorus:
Bb Eb Gm        Eb        Bb
And she thought, “what if he thinks I’m the one?
       Eb       Gm    Eb      Bb      Eb   Gm  Eb
Then I’ll be forced to rot away with him and his obsessions for trivial things
     Bb*    Bb*   Eb*     Eb* Gm     Eb*
Like the amount of fucking love hearts I finish a text message with.”

Bb Eb Gm
Bb Eb Gm


Verse 2:
Bb  Eb        Gm    Eb        Bb
 And when you hold his hands, it doesn’t feel like flying
  Eb        Gm       Eb*       Bb
And when you take his breath away, he might as well be dying
  Eb       Gm       Eb       Bb
And you’re dying to breathe, you’re trapped in his cage
Eb        Gm Eb* Eb*
 And it’s shrinking


Chorus 2:
Bb Eb Gm        Eb      Bb
And she thought, “what if he just never leaves?
      Eb       Gm       Eb       Bb
What if he doesn’t get the message, and he doesn’t hear my pleas?”
  Eb        Gm    Eb
So she just started screaming,


Outro:
Bb* Bb*   Eb* Eb*   Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*      Bb* Bb*   Eb* Eb*   Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why  can’t he   just bore  me   to death?” (why  can’t he   just bore  me   to death?)
Bb* Bb*   Eb* Eb*   Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*      Bb* Bb*   Eb* Eb*   Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why  can’t he   just bore  me   to death?” (why  can’t he   just bore  me   to death?)
Bb* Bb*   Eb* Eb*   Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*      Bb* Bb*   Eb* Eb*   Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why  can’t he   just bore  me   to death?” (why  can’t he   just bore  me   to death?)
Bb* Bb*   Eb* Eb*   Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why  can’t he   just bore  me   to death?”