Chords with lyrics
INTRO/RIFF
AbmAbm
VERSE 1
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Who's that waddlin' down the street?
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It's just me 'cause I love to eat
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Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
AbmAbm Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
DbmDbm AbmAbm
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view.
DbmDbm Eb MajorEb
Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do:
CHORUS 1
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer.
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here.
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe.
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear.
RIFF
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Blow, fatty!
VERSE 2
AbmAbm
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce;
AbmAbm Eb MajorEb
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
AbmAbm
Walked down an alley and I got stuck.
AbmAbm Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
I got more rolls than a pastry truck.
DbmDbm AbmAbm
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more.
DbmDbm Eb MajorEb
When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door.
CHORUS 2
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair.
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere.
BREAK
(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
Eb MajorEb DbmDbm | AbmAbm Eb MajorEb | DbmDbm Eb MajorEb | AbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb MajorEb DbmDbm | AbmAbm Eb MajorEb | DbmDbm Eb MajorEb | AbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb MajorEb DbmDbm | AbmAbm Eb MajorEb | DbmDbm Eb MajorEb | AbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
VERSE 3
(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
AbmAbm
No more pie now. No more creme brulee
Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Lay off the gravy and souffle
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No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.
Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away.
DbmDbm AbmAbm
Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt,
DbmDbm Eb MajorEb
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.
CHORUS 3
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers.
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears.
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears.
AbmAbm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb AbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years
BREAK
Eb MajorEb DbmDbm | AbmAbm Eb MajorEb | DbmDbm Eb MajorEb | AbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb MajorEb DbmDbm | AbmAbm Eb MajorEb | DbmDbm Eb MajorEb | AbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb MajorEb DbmDbm | AbmAbm Eb MajorEb | DbmDbm Eb MajorEb | AbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
OUTRO
AbmAbm
I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.