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Grapefruit Diet chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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INTRO/RIFF
 Chord diagramAbmAbm

VERSE 1
  Chord diagramAbmAbm
Who's that waddlin' down the street?
Chord diagramAbmAbm                    Chord diagramEb MajorEb
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
 Chord diagramAbmAbm
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm               Chord diagramEb MajorEb    Chord diagramAbmAbm
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Chord diagramDbmDbm                          Chord diagramAbmAbm
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view.
 Chord diagramDbmDbm                                Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do:

CHORUS 1
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                       Chord diagramAbmAbm                   Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                               Chord diagramAbmAbm         Chord diagramEb MajorEb      Chord diagramAbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                        Chord diagramAbmAbm                   Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                                 Chord diagramAbmAbm         Chord diagramEb MajorEb      Chord diagramAbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear.

RIFF
            Chord diagramAbmAbm
Blow, fatty!

VERSE 2
        Chord diagramAbmAbm
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce;
 Chord diagramAbmAbm                      Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
 Chord diagramAbmAbm
Walked down an alley and I got stuck.
   Chord diagramAbmAbm                   Chord diagramEb MajorEb      Chord diagramAbmAbm
I got more rolls than a pastry truck.
  Chord diagramDbmDbm                        Chord diagramAbmAbm
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more.
  Chord diagramDbmDbm                        Chord diagramEb MajorEb
When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door.

CHORUS 2
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                     Chord diagramAbmAbm                  Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                             Chord diagramAbmAbm         Chord diagramEb MajorEb  Chord diagramAbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere.

BREAK
(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
                     Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramDbmDbm | Chord diagramAbmAbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramDbmDbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramAbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramDbmDbm | Chord diagramAbmAbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramDbmDbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramAbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramDbmDbm | Chord diagramAbmAbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramDbmDbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramAbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

VERSE 3
(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
         Chord diagramAbmAbm
No more pie now. No more creme brulee
 Chord diagramEb MajorEb                    Chord diagramAbmAbm
Lay off the gravy and souffle
            Chord diagramAbmAbm
No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.
Chord diagramEb MajorEb                  Chord diagramAbmAbm
Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away.
       Chord diagramDbmDbm                          Chord diagramAbmAbm
Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt,
 Chord diagramDbmDbm                        Chord diagramEb MajorEb
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.

CHORUS 3
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                     Chord diagramAbmAbm                Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                              Chord diagramAbmAbm       Chord diagramEb MajorEb   Chord diagramAbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                                  Chord diagramAbmAbm                          Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears.
  Chord diagramAbmAbm                              Chord diagramAbmAbm             Chord diagramEb MajorEb      Chord diagramAbmAbm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years

BREAK
                     Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramDbmDbm | Chord diagramAbmAbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramDbmDbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramAbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramDbmDbm | Chord diagramAbmAbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramDbmDbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramAbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Chord diagramEb MajorEb Chord diagramDbmDbm | Chord diagramAbmAbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramDbmDbm Chord diagramEb MajorEb | Chord diagramAbmAbm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

OUTRO
Chord diagramAbmAbm
I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.

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