Grapefruit Diet chords by Weird Al Yankovic

INTRO/RIFF
 Abm

VERSE 1
  Abm
Who's that waddlin' down the street?
Abm                    Eb
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
 Abm
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
  Abm               Eb    Abm
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Dbm                          Abm
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view.
 Dbm                                Eb
Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do:

CHORUS 1
  Abm                       Abm                   Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer.
  Abm                               Abm         Eb      Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here.
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Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe.
  Abm                                 Abm         Eb      Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear.

RIFF
            Abm
Blow, fatty!

VERSE 2
        Abm
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce;
 Abm                      Eb
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
 Abm
Walked down an alley and I got stuck.
   Abm                   Eb      Abm
I got more rolls than a pastry truck.
  Dbm                        Abm
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more.
  Dbm                        Eb
When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door.

CHORUS 2
  Abm                     Abm                  Eb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair.
  Abm                             Abm         Eb  Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere.

BREAK
(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
                     Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

VERSE 3
(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
         Abm
No more pie now. No more creme brulee
 Eb                    Abm
Lay off the gravy and souffle
            Abm
No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.
Eb                  Abm
Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away.
       Dbm                          Abm
Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt,
 Dbm                        Eb
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.

CHORUS 3
  Abm                     Abm                Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers.
  Abm                              Abm       Eb   Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears.
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Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears.
  Abm                              Abm             Eb      Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years

BREAK
                     Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                     Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

OUTRO
Abm
I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.