The Blarney Stone chords by Ween

Verse 1:
F     F    F     F
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
   F      F        C     F
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
F     F     F      F
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
F    F        C     F
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing


Chorus 1:
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
F      F     C       F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
  F    F       C     F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Verse 2:
F      F     F      F
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
  F      F     C   F
The bread on the counter is going stale
  F    F    F      F
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
   F         F    C      F
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon


Chorus 2:
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
F      F     C       F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
  F    F       C     F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


Verse 3:
   F   F       F      F
Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
  F    F   C      F
Got too many other things on me mind
F     F      F    F
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
   F     F      C      F
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit


Chorus 3:
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
F      F     C       F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
  F    F       C     F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


Verse 4:
  F     F    F      F
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
  F     F    C      F
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
  F      F       F      F
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
   F      F   C       F
When Patty starts crying this is what I said


Chorus 4:
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
F      F     C       F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F  Dm  C  C
Aye aye aye
  F    F       C     F