The Blarney Stone chords by Ween

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:
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Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
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If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
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Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
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After I fuck her she'll get up and sing


Chorus 1:
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
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Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
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The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Verse 2:
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Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
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The bread on the counter is going stale
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If I don't get some fresh bread soon
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Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon


Chorus 2:
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
FF      FF     C majorC       FF
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
  FF    FF       C majorC     FF
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


Verse 3:
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Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
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Got too many other things on me mind
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Patty was nice she was pale and cute
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But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Chorus 3:
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
FF      FF     C majorC       FF
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
  FF    FF       C majorC     FF
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


Verse 4:
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Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
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Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
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Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
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When Patty starts crying this is what I said


Chorus 4:
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
FF      FF     C majorC       FF
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
FF  DmDm  C majorC  C majorC
Aye aye aye
  FF    FF       C majorC     FF