Verse 1: F Pastor, pastor please Why are you taking off your jeans? Bsus4 And your best Sunday shoes To show me what's underneath? Fsus2 There's still people in the pews And my mom's in the other room F I don't know what you want me to do Bsus4 But she told me to listen to you
Verse 2: F Pastor, pastor please I'm only nine you're fifty two Bsus4 And I thought you didn't believe That gays could be Christian too Fsus2 Listen, listen, listen I swear this won't take long F If you think this is right Bsus4 Then I'm fine with being wrong Pre-Chorus: F B Cm Turning nickels into dimes just to change my state of mind F/Gm F Turning nothing into something since I was only nine B All the boomers say we're blind Cm All this shit is in our mind F/Gm F B Go to church on Sunday morning and you should be feeling fine Cm F/Gm You should be feeling fine Chorus: Fsus4 Fsus2 F3 I did my time in the pews, I took the biblical abuse Fsus2 I sang the hymns when I didn't even want to Fsus4 I sat through the sermons Fsus2 F3 To hear them say my friends would Go to hell But if that's sinning Fsus2 N.C. F Bsus4 Then send me straight to Hell as well Fsus2/F F Then send me straight to Hell as well Verse 3: F Pastor, pastor please Why is it that women shouldn't preach Bsus4 And that there's parts of that book That you don't like to teach Fsus2 I'm not the only one confused Cause my mom's in the other room F She scared of the things you do Bsus4 And said maybe not to listen to you Chorus: F I did my time in the pews, I took the biblical abuse F I sang the hymns when I didn't even want to F I sat through the sermons F To hear them say my friends would Go to hell F But if that's sinning N.C. F Bsus4 Then send me straight to Hell as well Fsus2/F F Then send me straight to Hell as well Outro: F Bsus4 Fsus2/F F
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