Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
The song riffs around an E MajorE E7E7
[Verse 1}
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Anto took me down to Whistler's place
It was like a scene from a dream
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Tarantulas, drapes, magic mushroom cakes
E MajorE
Sharks hanging from the beams
E MajorE
Dave Ruffian was there with a sad-eyed girl
And the son of Ringo Starr
D MajorD
It was a night like any other, man
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 2}
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Four beer-bellied roadies from Uriah Heep
Were comparing stomach tattoos
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Two had Satan, one had Tam Paton
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One had a belt-shaped bruise
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In a spotlit corner a famous DJ
Was showing a starlet his scars
D MajorD
Yeah it was all for one and one for all
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, at the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 3}
E MajorE
Three groupies were gargling umbrella drinks
Under the eye of the Ox
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The first said to the second about the third
E MajorE
"She's as square as a fucking box"
E MajorE
Viv Stanshall turned up on cue
With a pickled skull in a jar
D MajorD
There was always something intriguing to do
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, at the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 4}
E MajorE
The local MP, a Tory grandee
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Sir Bufton Fairbairn-Smart
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Who dressed like a cross between Robert The Bruce
E MajorE
And Napoleon Bonaparte
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Was busy murdering Billy Joel's
"Just The Way You Are"
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It was business as usual, sunny boys
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At the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, at the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 5}
E MajorE
On the stroke of midnight Whistler said
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"Let us now toast the deceased!"
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And he sank his snout in a stained-glass keg
E MajorE
Of alcohol and yeast
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Nine Lithuanian dancing girls
Each sucking a fat cigar
D MajorD
Jitterbugged along the beer-strewn top
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Of the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, of the Hammerhead Bar
[Verse 6}
E MajorE
Those days are gone, those dancing days
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Of bacchanal, of drink
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Whistler sleeps with mermaids
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Groupies are extinct
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The famous DJ is doing time
For acts lewd and bizarre
D MajorD
And only dust remains, boys,
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Of the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead, the Hammerhead Bar
E MajorE
Of the Hammerhead Bar
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Of the Hammerhead Bar
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Of the Hammerhead Bar