Punk With An X chords by Walter Mitty And His Makeshift Orchestra

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: C

Difficulty: Novice

I strum down, up, then slap mute and up  =  DU(X)U

Intro:

C Am F G
C Am F G

     C                      Am                       F                        G
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3---0------|
B|---1----------1-----------1-----------1------------1-----------1------------3----3------------3--|
G|-----------0-----0----------------2-------2----------------2-------2--------0--------------------|
D|-------2------------2---------2----------------2-------3---------------3-------------------------|
A|---3----------------------0----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------1------------------------3--------------------|

Verse:

                    C
Oh what a Saturday night
                                  F
Wide-eyed we sit on newport beach curbs
                                  C
Waiting for texts of discouraging words
                         F
Damn bitch shined all my calls

     C
So you can what if both your life and exist
         F
Or I can pop in my new scrubs dvd
          G
and we can laugh out loud, squirt milk through our noses
    F                   F (single, let it ring)
and watch every episode of season three


C  F  C  F
(whistling)


Verse:

     C
And salvation lies in stereotypes
        F
There's something about the poor look in your eye
     C                             F
It's telling me that I am the bad guy
C
Well I've never felt exhaustion so much as right now
F
and i've always loved the cold air on my bike at midnight
C                                          F
so much that, I might possibly come over tonight
          G
And we'll lie to our parents for the rest of our lives
         F                           F (single, let it ring)
Tell em we've never smoked and that we'll never get tattoos

(drum guitar 4 times)

C            F
Baby justify my life
         G
I'm only counting on the next few seconds
F
I'm not expecting too much to happen
          C                    F
Tell me a story of a guy just like me
           G
Tell me he thinks with an appetite so small
     F                                  C (single)
and tell me he'll be alright, after it all.