* Play once Intro: D Em7 D Verse 1: D Someone spilled their beer on me D Wash it off I rinse and repeat Em7 Be sure to get here a little early D I’m playing right at 7:30 D
No one knows my name in this crowd D I’ll sing my little nameless heart out Em7 I’m putting on a damn good show D If it’s the last thing I’ll do Chorus: Em7 G D Asus4 Bm7 D I’m just the opener, that’s all I’ll ever be Em7 G D Asus4 Bm7 D I’m the opener, talk right over me Em7 * G * Cause the concert starts, the second I leave D Verse 2: D Gotta learn to soak it all in D Asus4 Cause time is in and slowly slipping D Em7 Right through my fingers D can’t shut my mouth I’m the lead singer D Working hard on the holiday D Asus4 D 3rd winter that I spent away Em7 N.C I put my life on pause D I’ll stop and hold for applause Chorus: Em7 G D Asus4 Bm7 D I’m just the opener that’s all I’ll ever be Em7 G D Asus4 Bm7 D I’m the opener full of apologies Em7 * G * When the credits roll, they won’t include me D Verse 3: D I don’t know how to sing about sex Bm7 Those parts of my life don’t intersect Em7 D I never understood what they’re all singing about D I’m staring at you from the crowd, hoping you’ll single me out Em7 D But that’s not how it happens doing backflips, doing back bends like a clown Chorus: Em7 G D Asus4 Bm7 D I’m just an opener that’s all I’ll ever be Em7 G D Asus4 Bm7 D I’m the opener getting you off for free Em * When you find your way home G * You’ll forget about me D Bridge: Em Because I am full of cliches D# Two note melodies D Asus4 Bm7 A I’m a Radiohead ripoff I’d be huge in 1993 Em My hopes are up to nothing good D# Relying on a reckless dream D Asus4 I live and die for Hollywood Bm7 A I sacrifice my self-esteem Em My hopes are doing nothing good D# D Asus4 Bm7 A My hopes are doing nothing good for me Outro: E7 That should be me E7 That should be me G That should be E7 That should be me E7 That should be me G That should be E7 It sounds unrehearsed G Tried so hard it hurts E7 Gonna get what I deserve G I’m still the opener G Asus4 I’m still the opener G Asus4 I’m still the opener N.C D Someone spilled their beer on me