Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: Gm Dm Gm Dm | * * * * | * * * * | * * * * | * * * * | Verse 1: Gm Dm7 Gm Dm7 Gm And if one day I should become a singer with a Spanish bum Dm Gm Dm7 Who sings for women of great virtue Gm Dm7 Gm Dm7 Gm I'd sing to them with a guitar I'd borrowed from a coffee bar F7 Bb D7 Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you! G Gmaj7 G6 My name would be Antonio and all my bridges I would burn Gmaj7 G Am7 D7 Am7 D7 And if I gave them some they'd know I'd expect something in return Am Ammaj7 Am7 I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility D7 B With some old Grandmother who might be decked out like a Christmas tree Em Bm Em Bm7 Em And though pink elephants I'd see, though I'd be drunk as I could be Bm7 Em D7 G Still I would sing my song to me about the time they called me Jackie
Chorus: D7 G If I could be for only an hour G#dim Am7 If I could be for an hour every day D7 Am7 D7 Am7 If I could be for just one little hour D G D7 G D7 cute, cute, cute in a stupid ass way * *| * * * * | Verse 2: Gm Dm7 Gm Dm7 Gm And if I joined the social whirl, became procurer of young girls Dm Gm Dm7 Then I would have my own bordellos Gm Dm7 Gm Dm7 Gm My record would be number one and I'd sell records by the ton F7 Bb D7 All sung by many other fel-lows G Gmaj7 G6 My name would then be Handsome Jack and I'd sell boats of opium Gmaj7 G Am7 D7 Am7 D7 Whisky that came from Twickenham, authentic queers and phoney virgins Am Ammaj7 Am7 I'd have a bank on every finger, a finger in every country D7 B And ev'ry country ruled by me I'd still know where I'd want to be Em Bm Em Bm7 Em Locked up inside my opium den surrounded by some Chinamen Bm Em D7 G D7 I'd sing the songs that I sang then about the time they called me Jackie Chorus: D7 G If I could be for only an hour G#dim Am7 If I could be for an hour every day D7 Am7 D7 Am7 If I could be for just one little hour D G D7 G D7 cute, cute, cute in a stupid ass way * *| * * * * | Verse 3: Gm Dm7 Gm Dm7 Gm Now tell me wouldn't it be nice that if one day in Paradise Dm Gm Dm7 I sang for all the ladies up there Gm Dm7 Gm Dm7 Gm And they would sing along with me, we'd be so happy, there to be F7 Bb D7 'Cos down below is really no-where G Gmaj7 G6 My name would then be Jupiter and I would know where I was going Gmaj7 G Am7 D7 Am7 D7 And I would become all knowing and my beard so long and flow-ing Am Ammaj7 Am7 If I became deaf, dumb and blind because I pitied all mankind D7 B And broke my heart to make things right I'd know that every single night Em Bm Em Bm7 Em When my angelic work was through the angels and the Devil too Bm7 Em D7 G D7 Would sing my childhood song to me about the time they called me Jackie Chorus: D7 G If I could be for only an hour G#dim Am7 If I could be for an hour every day D7 Am7 D7 Am7 If I could be for just one little hour D G D7 G D7 cute, cute, cute in a stupid ass way * *| * * * * |