Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
G minorGm DmDm G minorGm DmDm
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Verse 1:
G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm
And if one day I should become a singer with a Spanish bum
DmDm G minorGm Dm7Dm7
Who sings for women of great virtue
G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm
I'd sing to them with a guitar I'd borrowed from a coffee bar
F7F7 Bb majorBb D7D7
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you!
G+G Gmaj7Gmaj7 G6G6
My name would be Antonio and all my bridges I would burn
Gmaj7Gmaj7 G+G Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7
And if I gave them some they'd know I'd expect something in return
A minorAm AmMaj7Ammaj7 Am7Am7
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility
D7D7 BB
With some old Grandmother who might be decked out like a Christmas tree
E minorEm B minorBm E minorEm Bm7Bm7 E minorEm
And though pink elephants I'd see, though I'd be drunk as I could be
Bm7Bm7 E minorEm D7D7 G+G
Still I would sing my song to me about the time they called me Jackie
Chorus:
D7D7 G+G
If I could be for only an hour
G#dimG#dim Am7Am7
If I could be for an hour every day
D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7
If I could be for just one little hour
D MajorD G+G D7D7 G+G D7D7
cute, cute, cute in a stupid ass way * *| * * * * |
Verse 2:
G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm
And if I joined the social whirl, became procurer of young girls
DmDm G minorGm Dm7Dm7
Then I would have my own bordellos
G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm
My record would be number one and I'd sell records by the ton
F7F7 Bb majorBb D7D7
All sung by many other fel-lows
G+G Gmaj7Gmaj7 G6G6
My name would then be Handsome Jack and I'd sell boats of opium
Gmaj7Gmaj7 G+G Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7
Whisky that came from Twickenham, authentic queers and phoney virgins
A minorAm AmMaj7Ammaj7 Am7Am7
I'd have a bank on every finger, a finger in every country
D7D7 BB
And ev'ry country ruled by me I'd still know where I'd want to be
E minorEm B minorBm E minorEm Bm7Bm7 E minorEm
Locked up inside my opium den surrounded by some Chinamen
B minorBm E minorEm D7D7 G+G D7D7
I'd sing the songs that I sang then about the time they called me Jackie
Chorus:
D7D7 G+G
If I could be for only an hour
G#dimG#dim Am7Am7
If I could be for an hour every day
D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7
If I could be for just one little hour
D MajorD G+G D7D7 G+G D7D7
cute, cute, cute in a stupid ass way * *| * * * * |
Verse 3:
G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm
Now tell me wouldn't it be nice that if one day in Paradise
DmDm G minorGm Dm7Dm7
I sang for all the ladies up there
G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm Dm7Dm7 G minorGm
And they would sing along with me, we'd be so happy, there to be
F7F7 Bb majorBb D7D7
'Cos down below is really no-where
G+G Gmaj7Gmaj7 G6G6
My name would then be Jupiter and I would know where I was going
Gmaj7Gmaj7 G+G Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7
And I would become all knowing and my beard so long and flow-ing
A minorAm AmMaj7Ammaj7 Am7Am7
If I became deaf, dumb and blind because I pitied all mankind
D7D7 BB
And broke my heart to make things right I'd know that every single night
E minorEm B minorBm E minorEm Bm7Bm7 E minorEm
When my angelic work was through the angels and the Devil too
Bm7Bm7 E minorEm D7D7 G+G D7D7
Would sing my childhood song to me about the time they called me Jackie
Chorus:
D7D7 G+G
If I could be for only an hour
G#dimG#dim Am7Am7
If I could be for an hour every day
D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7
If I could be for just one little hour
D MajorD G+G D7D7 G+G D7D7
cute, cute, cute in a stupid ass way * *| * * * * |