Chords with lyrics
...CEMETERY POLKA... by Tom Waits
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*from 'Rain Dogs' (1985)*
Verse 1:
G#G#
Uncle Vernon,
G#G#
Uncle Vernon,
G+G
Inde-pendent as a hog on ice.
G#G#
He's a big-shot, down there at the slaughterhouse,
C minorCm
Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss.
Verse 2:
C#C#
Uncle Biltmore,
C#C#
And Uncle William,
C majorC
Made a million during World War II.
C#C#
But they're tightwads,
C#C#
And they're cheapskates,
F minorFm
And they'll never give a dime to you.
Interlude:
G#G#
Verse 3:
G#G#
Auntie Mame has gone in-sane; she lives,
G+G
In the doorway of an old ho-tel.
G#G#
And the radio,
G#G#
Is playing opera,
C minorCm
All she ever says is; "go to Hell".
Verse 4:
C#C#
Uncle Violet,
C#C#
Flew as pilot,
C majorC
And there ain't no pretty girls in France.
C#C#
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint;
F minorFm
They say he never keeps it in his pants.
Verse 5:
F#F#
Uncle Bill will never leave a will,
FF
And the tumour is as big as an egg.
F#F#
Has a mistress; she's Puerto Rican,
A#mA#m
And I heard she has a woo-den leg.
Interlude:
G#G#
Verse 6:
C minorCm
Uncle Phil can't live without his pills;
G+G
He has emphy-sema and he's almost blind.
G#G#
And we must find out where the money is,
C minorCm
Get it now, before he loses his mind.
Verse 7:
C#C#
Uncle Vernon,
C#C#
Uncle Vernon,
C majorC
Inde-pendent as a hog on ice.
C#C#
He's a big-shot, down there at the slaughterhouse,
F minorFm
Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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C#C#
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x35543 466544 355433 133111 x46664
FF
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x35553 x13331 244322 133211
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006