Unrequited To The Nth Degree chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Bm

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
Bm7  C  G  D   x2

Verse 1:
N.C.       Bm7                 C
Oh when I die and it won't be long
                     G                          D
Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong
                      Bm7                       C
Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad
             G                          D                 G
Hey and if there's an after life I'll gloat and I'll be glad

Verse 2:
N.C.          Bm7                       C
Might be a plane crash, or some sort of OD
                                 G                  D
Hey there's going to be a photograph with my obituary
                                Bm7
You're gonna see it and you'll cry
                          C
You're gonna wanna wear black
              G                        D                       G
Hey I'll be dead but you can bet your life, I'm gonna get you back

Verse 3:
N.C.           Bm7                   C
I'm tired of being left up on your shelf
                    G                   D
I might not wait around, might kill myself
                    Bm7                            C
Not only would you miss me, but you'd feel guilty to
           G                    D                         G
Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you


Verse 4:
N.C.     Bm7           C
Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho
                              G
Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle
                             D
Snigger snigger snigger snigger
                                       Bm7
Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw
                                             C
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
G   D

Verse 5:
N.C.                Bm7                         C
So you better take warning, start treating me good
                  G                       D
Start doing the things that I think you should
                    Bm7                         C
And you better not pout and no you better not cry
           G                    D                     G
The grim reaper is a-comin' to town and I just might die