I Know I'm Unhappy chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Verse 1:
  D
I know I'm unhappy
  A
I know things aren't right
G                                        D
For instance last week I got drunk every night

Verse 2:
  D
I know that I'm angry
  A
I know I'm afraid
G                               D
I rarely make love I mostly get laid

Verse 3:
  D
I know I'm unhealthy
   A
No doctor would doubt
G                                           D      A
My dreams are all bad and; my hairs falling out

Chorus:
G                                                         Em
When you get the blues and; you want to shoot yourself in the head
Em
It's alright, it's alright
     G
Go ahead
G
Do the monkey do the pony
                            Em
Do the slop do the boogaloo twist
Em                                         G
Cut your throat, Cut your throat, Cut your wrist

Middle 8:
  D                 G
When you tire of wordly toil
  D                G
Shuffle off this mortal coil
  D              G
Turn your body back to soil
  C   D
It's OK, It's OK

Chorus:
G
When you get hung up
                        Em
Hang yourself up by the neck
Em                                     G