Heaven chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

• Capo on 4th

Capo 2 (3/4 time)

Intro:
C G C

Verse 1:
         C          G           C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
F                      C
Smoking and eating and sex
     F                     C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
        D7                  G
Will be totally cool in the next
   C               G           C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
   F                      E7sus4/B   E7
At lunch it's tequila and wine
        F                          C
And the soup served with dinner is made with paint thinner
        D           G           C     G
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh

Verse 2:
       C            G          C
Good behaviour will get you to heaven
     F                                C
It's Beulah Land, that's where you're bound
      F                        C
But nobody makes nice up there in paradise
         D7                        G
When you get up there then you get down
        C           G           C
And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven
      F                E7sus4/B   E7
Saint Peter puffs on a cigar
             F                            C
that's right smoking's allowed, it's what makes all those clouds
        D             G          C    G
and you don't have to sit at the bar, Oh

Verse 3:
         C           G          C
And they eat all day long up in Heaven
    F                C
And nobody ever gets fat
       F                   C
No not one calorie and the ice cream is free
         D7                     G
It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat
         C            G       C
And it's just one big orgy in Heaven
    F                 E7sus4/B   E7
And nobody ever says "no"
         F                              C
And it's front, sideways, back, and you start to lose track
        D               G          C  G
But you don't lose your get up and go, Oh

Verse 4:
         C          G           C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
F                      C
Smoking and eating and sex
     F                     C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
        D7                  G
Will be totally cool in the next
   C               G           C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
   F                       E7sus4/B   E7
At lunch it's sambucca and wine
       F                          C
The gazpacho with dinner is made with paint thinner
        D           G           C     G