Donations chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Intro:
D A C D G D A

Verse:
D                 A          C           D
If they had to tell someone that something had happened
G                   D         A
If they found me just lying there what could they do?
D           A      C            D
In case of an accident who could they notify
G                 D     A
Would it be alright if they notified you?

D A C D G D A

Verse:
D              A          C           D
I'm an unmarried orphan whose children have scattered
G               D            A
Estranged from my siblings close friends just a few
D          A              C
And of those few friends I consider you closest
D               G
They must contact someone
D           A
Could they contact you?

D A C D G D A

Bridge:
C            A
When they give you the bad news
G                A
I'm sure you won't snicker
C                 A            G         A
You'll remember the good times and all we went through
C      A               G          A
Then I suppose that you'll tell all the others
C             A         G         A
Performing that awful task, someone has to

D A C D G D A

Outro:
D                  A           C
When they go through my wallet and fish out my license
D                G     D          A
They'll learn my D.O.B and my eyes were blue
D        A       C            D
As for my corneas, I don't care who gets them
G           D              A