Heaven chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 4th

Capo 2 (3/4 time)

Intro:
C majorC G+G C majorC

Verse 1:
     C majorC     G+G      C majorC
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
FF           C majorC
Smoking and eating and sex
   FF           C majorC
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
    D7D7         G+G
Will be totally cool in the next
  C majorC        G+G      C majorC
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
  FF           E7sus4/B  E7E7
At lunch it's tequila and wine
    FF             C majorC
And the soup served with dinner is made with paint thinner
    D MajorD      G+G      C majorC   G+G
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh

Verse 2:
    C majorC      G+G     C majorC
Good behaviour will get you to heaven
   FF                C majorC
It's Beulah Land, that's where you're bound
   FF            C majorC
But nobody makes nice up there in paradise
     D7D7            G+G
When you get up there then you get down
    C majorC      G+G      C majorC
And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven
   FF        E7sus4/B  E7E7
Saint Peter puffs on a cigar
       FF              C majorC
that's right smoking's allowed, it's what makes all those clouds
    D MajorD       G+G     C majorC  G+G
and you don't have to sit at the bar, Oh

Verse 3:
     C majorC      G+G     C majorC
And they eat all day long up in Heaven
  FF        C majorC
And nobody ever gets fat
    FF          C majorC
No not one calorie and the ice cream is free
     D7D7           G+G
It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat
     C majorC      G+G    C majorC
And it's just one big orgy in Heaven
  FF         E7sus4/B  E7E7
And nobody ever says "no"
     FF               C majorC
And it's front, sideways, back, and you start to lose track
    D MajorD        G+G     C majorC G+G
But you don't lose your get up and go, Oh

Verse 4:
     C majorC     G+G      C majorC
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
FF           C majorC
Smoking and eating and sex
   FF           C majorC
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
    D7D7         G+G
Will be totally cool in the next
  C majorC        G+G      C majorC
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
  FF            E7sus4/B  E7E7
At lunch it's sambucca and wine
    FF             C majorC
The gazpacho with dinner is made with paint thinner
    D MajorD      G+G      C majorC   G+G