Donations chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Intro:
D A C D G D A

Verse:
D         A     C      D
If they had to tell someone that something had happened
G          D     A
If they found me just lying there what could they do?
D      A   C      D
In case of an accident who could they notify
G         D   A
Would it be alright if they notified you?

D A C D G D A

Verse:
D       A     C      D
I'm an unmarried orphan whose children have scattered
G        D      A
Estranged from my siblings close friends just a few
D     A       C
And of those few friends I consider you closest
D        G
They must contact someone
D      A
Could they contact you?

D A C D G D A

Bridge:
C      A
When they give you the bad news
G        A
I'm sure you won't snicker
C         A      G     A
You'll remember the good times and all we went through
C   A        G     A
Then I suppose that you'll tell all the others
C       A     G     A
Performing that awful task, someone has to

D A C D G D A

Outro:
D         A      C
When they go through my wallet and fish out my license
D        G   D     A
They'll learn my D.O.B and my eyes were blue
D    A    C      D
As for my corneas, I don't care who gets them
G      D       A