Verse1: Em I can't help being depressed When I look down at my chest Oh yes, my chest it Em might as well be nonexistent How can I ever compete With 34 double D's? And D I'm rollin my eyes When I look down at my thighs They might as well tape G everything that I eat,To my legs. I am too broke for the knife Too lazy to A exercise But if I had hazel eyes Maybe I could be fly. Chorus: G If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I, G I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane G And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly Verse2: Em Now listen I've got a beautiful soul But only 4 people know They've known me A since I was 10 Beauty did not matter then. Now that I'm 20 all that matters G Is sex cars and money I ain't got none of the three So basically, I am Em invisible to all of the fellas And I sit at home jealous There was no golden A
ticket In my chocolate today. And worst of all I'm reminded in the cruelest G ways Of how I don't look and I should look And that's why I say... Chorus: G If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I, G I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane D And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly, So fly, G So fly, So fly. Bridge: Em So basically all I need Is to be everything but me Colored contacts A Liposuction And breast implants Somehow that don't make much sense I must be D out of my head If I think, that I am governed by material things. So I G decided I'm The definition of fly And if you want to know why I know what Em money can't buy Don't go believing the hype There's no runway in the sky G And no way you could be fly Not if it costs you a dime. Chorus: G If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I, G I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane G
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