Trixie Mattel Mashup chords by Trixie Mattel

Intro:
C  F  C  F  G  C

Verse
F                             C
Sometimes there's a danger of choking on the parts
F                            Am                 G
No one gave a warning to the breaking of your heart
F                          C     G        F
Pick up all the pieces and go back to the start
Fm            C          G               Am
Never losing, only using all your moving parts
F                C
All your moving parts

G        F      C              F               C
Living's like a jigsaw, and the farther in you go
F                 C       Dm           G
If you're missing pieces, never really know
             F           C               F              C
If you're ticking like a time piece, on which you can't rely
F              C                   Dm             G
Wonder why you wind it when you're running out of time

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS NUDES
G
I don't want a date for Christmas
B
I don't need a mouth to feed
C                               Cm
I don't want to buy you dinner, or to take you home with me
G                  B7
I just want them on my phone
Em                Cm
Take some pics, when you're alone
G               E7
Send some video too
Am7            D7
All I want for Christmas is
      G   Em   C   D
Nudes

I KNOW YOU ALL OVER AGAIN
                               D
And I don't leave you in the night
                       G
And I don't up and go away
                  A
No green in your eyes
            A7
Or teary goodbyes
                     D
No one cries on the plane

   D
I know I'm adjusting
   D7                           G
I know I should just think of going
                    Gm
And not where I've been
                D
And then I see you...
       A                   D
And I know you all over again

       A                     A7
Is it wrong if I listen to songs that we've lived in
      D
The stories are staying the same
   E7
I lie by the speaker
Just getting weaker
G                       A
Until I remember your name

KIM CHI THE ASIAN DRAG QUEEN
 A
Kim Chi the asian drag queen
                  E7
Had a very heavy lisp

And if you ever heard her
                                 A
You would say her words werent crisp

 A
All of the other drag queens
                          E7
Working on the Christmas tour

They never let poor Kim Chi
                        A
Hold the microphone no more

MAMA DON'T MAKE ME PUT ON THE DRESS AGAIN
A                   E7                 A
Mama don't make me put on the dress again
        D                              A
I can't stand the way it opens when I spin
D                                       A            Dm
Ribbon bows around my shoulder, and I'm only getting older
A                  E7                 A
Mama don't make me put on the dress again

           D                           A
Well, I'm coming home alone for the hundredth time or so
        E7                               A
It gets harder on my hard earned money's dime
       D                            A           Dm
To the bottle in my basket, will it answer if I ask it
F#m         E7            A     E7
Doing right or am I doing time?
F#m          E7           A
Doing right or am I doing time?