One Person Tent chords by Tom Cardy

Key: D

♫ Intro:

D       Em      A7      D Dm7



♫ Verse 1:
D                         Em
I don't wanna make things weird
A       D
But I remember just what you said
                           Em       D      A
And I'm starting to think that you lied to me
                  D
When you said you bought a two person tent
G                 D
It's just not the case
                A                    Bm      Bm7
Because your feet are stuck up in my fuckin' face
G       F#m            Bm       Em
I hope you know where the receipt went
        G          A    Dm7   D
For this obviously one person tent

♫ Verse 2:
        A                    D
You see sometimes they use a picture of two people
G                        Bm      A
When there's really just room for one
                                     Bm
'Cause the people in thе picture are very small childrеn
E                        G
And you are very dumb

♫ Verse 3:
D                           Em7
I'm sorry that I called you dumb
A7                     D            Bm
And I'm sorry that I did it in harmony
D                           Em7
To be honest
I'm not that mad
D                               G
I'm just a little scared of intimacy
                       D
I know it was not your intent
               A                          Bm
Come tomorrow
I will miss the feeling of your nose against my leg
G                       F#m         Bm
We'll return it in the morning, but tonight we are meant
Em
For this
N.C.
obviously
A7  D
one person tent

♫ Outro:
G       A       D