H Y C Y Bh chords by Tom Cardy

• Capo on 3rd

Verse 1:

Cm
When my roommate comes into the room
Eb              F
Looking for his car keys



Cm                  Eb F Cm
I don't say it yet
Cm
And when he gets me off the couch
Eb       F                             Cm
To check underneath the couch cushions
Cm                      Eb F Cm
I don't say it yet, no
Cm
And then when he says out loud
Eb              F
"I wonder where my car keys are"
Cm                   Eb             F
I still don't say it (I still don't say it yet)
Cm
But then he asks me
Eb                 F
"Do you know where my car keys are"
Cm                   Fm
I look at him in his face and I say

Chorus:

N.C.                      Cm       F
Have you checked your butthole?
Eb       C
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
Cm
I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me
Cm
You better check up that butthole
Cm
Of course I'm not serious
Eb                                Bb
I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
Cm
But a funny thing to say
Cm               Eb              Fm
To someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly


Verse 2:

Cm
When I see the best man start to sweat
Cm                 Eb        F       Cm
I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)
Cm
When I see that little ring bearer cunt
Eb                Fm         Cm
Getting yelled at by his mum (Ooooooh)
Eb            Fm
I still don't say it
Cm                              Eb
When I see the groom asking the vicar
Bb                                            Cm
If they can wait just another fifteen minutes
Cm                        Fm
I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-dow)
Cm
And when the father of the bride
Eb                   F              Cm
Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
Eb         Fm
I want to, but I do not say it
Cm
It's the eleventh hour
Cm                             F                Cm
With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
Cm
The vicar approaches the mic
Eb                       F
And suddenly, all of the chatter goes mute
Cm
He says that they've misplaced the rings
Eb                    Bb
Could anyone possibly know where they are?
Cm                                       Fm               N.C.
I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar"


Chorus:

N.C.             Cm
Have you checked your butthole?
Cm
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
Cm
I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
Bb
And by ring
I mean butthole
Cm
Love is patient, love is kind
Cm     Ebm        Fm
But if you ask me where you can find
Cm
Literally anything you've lost before
Cm        Ebm               Fm      Cm
I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole


Bridge:

Cm
"Where's my phone " Is it up your butthole?
Cm
"I lost my loan," have you checked up your butthole?
Cm
"I'm losing my patience," check your anus
Eb
"Where's your class " I think it's stuck up your ass
Cm
"I just lost my grandma"
Ab
Oh my god
I'm so sorry
Fm
"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole "
Cm
Of course, my condolences
Eb
"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
N.C.
Yeah, yeah   what are you looking for?
N.C.
"Honestly, just like, a shoulder to cry—"


Chorus:

KEY CHANGE - HALF STEP (can move capo up one fret and play as previous)

N.C                   Dbm
Have you checked your butthole?
Gb
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
Dbm
Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
Dbm
Oh
I fuckin' got you, butthole
Dbm
My family hate me
Gb                            Dbm
This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
Gb
Fuckin' worth it, baby