Ive Never Seen A Straight Banana chords by Tiny Tim

C
I’ve seen lots of funny things in my time
                G
But theres one thing I’ve been trying hard to get
  C
For years and years and years I’ve kept on searching
   G
But I haven’t had the luck to see one yet
                  C
Although I haven’t seen one you all know the thing I mean
  G
And now Im going to tell you what it is I haven’t seen

    F
I have never, never,never,never
      C
I’ve never seen a straight banana



G
I’ve searched quite a bit
C
But I must admit
   G
There even curved when they are served in my banana splits
D
I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana
      F


But I have never, never, never, never
      C
I’ve never seen a straight banana


[spoken]
Oh how much i’ve been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately
I’ve had no luck...in fact...



C
I recall when I was in Alaska
            C
I Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night.
          C
I've seen the waterfalls at old Niagara
  G
I confess it is a most impressive sight.

I’d love to see a certain thing
  C
But if it's not to be,
  D
I'd like to meet somebody else
  G
Who saw what I can't see.



    C
I've never, never, never, never I’ve never seen a straight banana.


G
though theres things I hate
C
Millions I have ate.
  G
But Doggon me I’ve yet to see Banana’s that are straight
C
I have traveled far to find one.
D
From the Argentine to the Havana.


     F
But I've never, never, never, never
      C
I've never seen a straight banana.
        F
No I’ve never, never,never,never
      G  CGC