Dick Pics chords by Tinderella Original Cast

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

MEG
Ugh fine. (types) Hi.

Intro:
C  A7  D7  G
C  A7  D7  G6 G+ G

BRAM
Thanks for responding! Can I have your number? Tinder is so glitchy so it’s better if you give me your number.
 That’ll be better. Less glitchy than Tinder. Please give me your number.

MEG
Huh… sure…

BRAM
Verse:
  C        Am     F        G
WE START OUR CONVERSATION; I’M CHARMING AS CAN BE
    C       Am     F        G
YOU’RE NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS HERE; THAT MUCH I CAN SEE
    F           G     Am        D
YOU’RE GORGEOUS, BRIGHT, AND TALENTED; CAN’T YOU FEEL US CLICK?
F                  G
OH SO GREAT, I CANNOT WAIT!- HAVE A PICTURE OF MY DICK!

Chorus:
ALL DUDES
     C    Ab G     G/B
    A DICK PIC, A DICK PIC-
     C     Ab   G    G/B
    A FREE, FOR GRATIS DICK PIC!

BRAM
    F         Eb   G
    PICK-UP LINES CAN FEEL SO SLICK

ALL DUDES
       G  G/A  G/B  C     Ab   G    G/B
    LET’S SKIP AHEAD TO   DICK!

       C  Ab  G  G/B (as needed)
(underneath: DICK DICK DICK DICK…)

Verse:
WILLY
  C       Eb     F         G  F
I’M NOT HERE FOR A HOOK-UP; I WANT TO DATE FULL TIME
   C          Eb      F         G   F
I’VE GOT THAT OLD SCHOOL CHIVALRY THAT HOPES FOR WEDDING CHIMES
  F        G        Am         D
IF YOU WOULD TAKE A CHANCE ON ME, NOTHING COULD COME BETWEEN US
 F                    G    G/A  G/Bb  G/B
I KNOW THAT YOU’RE THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO’D LOVE TO SEE  MY   PENIS!

Chorus:
ALL DUDES
     C  Ab G   G/B
    A PENIS! A PENIS!
      C     Ab    G     G/B
    YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD SCREEN US!

WILLY
    F       Eb    G
    IS IT SPECIAL? TELL IT, QUICK!

ALL DUDES
      G     G/A  G/B C     Ab   G    G/B
    HIT ‘LIKE’ FOR MY  OL’ DICK!

Interlude:
C Ab G

Bridge:
Am7
WANNA TASTE OF JUST THE TIP?
D            D#dim    E7
BOYS OF THE WORLD, LET’S ALL UNZIP!

Interlude:
A

DUSTIN
Here’s how you say penis in a lot of different languages!

Bridge:
Bb
Finnish: Penis!
Romanian: Penis!

B
Turkish: Penis!
Afrikaans: Penis!

C
Haitian Creole: Penis!
Yiddish: Penis!

Interlude:
C  C/G  C  C/G  C C/B C/A C/G

Verse:
 C
A SMILE IS THE SAME IN EVERY LANGUAGE
  Bb
AND SO IS THE WORD PENIS
 C
EXCEPT FOR ALL THE COUNTRIES ON THE ASIAN CONTINENT
  D             G
AND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES WE DECIDED TO IGNORE!

Interlude:
C  Ab  G  G/B x2

Verse:
C       Eb     F    G  F
GENDER’S NOT DEFINED BY GENITALIA
C    Eb       F     G  F
BUT WHO CARES? JOIN THE BACCHANALIA
  F    G    Am   D
ALL MEN WITH MEMBERS MISUNDERSTOOD
F          G G/A G/Bb G/B
COME JOIN THE BONER BROTHERHOOD!

Chorus:
 C    Ab G    G/B
A DICK PIC, A DICK PIC
  C   Ab   G  G/B
ALL HAIL ETERNAL DICK PIC!
F           Eb G
DON’T THINK WE’RE ALL LUNATICS-
  G     G/A G/B  C     Ab   G    G/B
ALL DUDES LOVE TEXTING  DICKS!

Interlude:
C    Ab   G    G/B

Bridge:
F        Eb    G
DON’T TELL US IT MAKES YOU SICK!
  G     G/A G/B  C     Ab   G    G/B
YOU MUST CHECK OUT OUR  DICK!

Interlude:
C    Ab   G    G/B

Bridge:
F          Eb
SEXUAL HARRASSMENT’S NO PICNIC

   G         G/A  G/B  C     Ab   G    G/B  C (FALSE ENDING)
IT’S LOTS OF WORK TO DISTRI - BUTE DICK!

Instrumental:
G7

Verse:
DUSTIN
 C        Am      F       G
I FINANCED MY OWN START-UP; GOT MONEY BY THE TONS
C       Am    F         G
TOOK A VOW OF MODESTY; BOTH MY MOMS WERE NUNS
F        G          Am       D
LET’S GO GET DESSERT SOME TIME- I’LL SPRING FOR A LA MODE
   F              G
I’LL PICK YOU UP AT 8 OR- WAIT A SECOND, HERE’S MY  CHODE!

Chorus:
ALL DUDES
     C    Ab G     G/B
    A CHODE PIC, A CHODE PIC
        C    Ab  G    G/B
    YOU’VE HIT THE MOTHERLOAD PIC!

DUDE
    F       Eb   G
    SOME ARE ODDLY REALLY THICK!

ALL DUDES
     G   G/A G/B  C
    A SMORGASBORD OF  DICK!

Interlude:
 C    Ab G     G/B x2

Outro:
(an acapella choir arises in the final moments!)

DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK

DICK