Clean Underwear chords by Tim Wilson

G G

      G
I was drivin' down U.S. 41
     C
Some idiot crossed the line
D
Had to swerve to miss him
                               G
Knocked down a 'Deer Crossing' sign
Took out some woman's mailbox
      C
Wound up hittin' a pothole
        D
And the last thing I remember
I was (No Chord) chewin' on a telephone pole

              G
But, I had on clean underwear
C
Clean underwear
         D
Yeah, my momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
         G
I had on clean underwear
          C
When they took me to intensive care
    D
The doctor and nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
He's got clean underwear"

G C D

      G
I was in there for about a week
        C
And got off the critical list
D
Scared me up a date
                      G
With a physical thera pist
Took her out for dinner and drinks
      C
Wound up back at my pad
D
She said she liked the lights off
And, (No Chord) boy I was glad

         G
I had on clean underwear
C
Clean underwear
         D
Yeah, my momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
         G
I had on clean underwear
       C
When I put myself in her care
    D
The good lookin' nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
Ya got clean underwear"

G     G7
Clean
   C
Cl ean
D     G
Clean Haynes
   C
BV D's
      D        G
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