Genitalia Of A Fool chords by Tilbrook Glenn

The Genitalia of a Fool
Written By Cornell Hurd
As performed by Glenn Tilbrook
on the Quixotic record "Transatlantic Ping Pong"

Chords By Gaz
All corrections gladly received.

[verse]
     C
Everybody's got a hobby
            C7      F
Everybody's got a schtick
                   C
Please consider me eccentric
      D7             G7
Don't think of me as sick

[chorus]
       C
Didn't mean to spoil your party
         C7           F
I didn't mean to be uncool
                      C
But I'm standing here holding
        G7              C
The genitalia of a fool

[middle]
/b /a       G
   'Cause I thought if I exposed myself
      C
You'd fall in love with me
         D7
But when I burst in
To my chagrin
G7               C
You had company

[chorus]
I'm afraid I've shown your family
the wrong kind of family jewels
'Cause I'm standing here holding
the genitalia of a fool

[verse]
Well I guess the show is over
so I'll just go on home
I'll pack my prize possession
it's the nicest thing I own

[chorus]
Didn't mean to scare the children
or make your grandma drool
but I'm standing here holding
the genitalia of a fool

[middle]
And I pray that you'll forgive me and try to understand
But I'm afraid you'll always picture me
with my whole world in my hands

[chorus]
and I'll go through life
just wondering how fate could be so cruel
Left me standing here holding the genitalia of a fool

      F                  C
Now I wish that you were holding,
    G7                C
the genitalia of this fool