Living On Benefits chords by Tiana Leigh

Key: G

Intro:

G D C D

Verse 1:
G
I'm living on benefits
        D
Call me Tiana Leigh or hot tits
C
Get my nails done every week
   D
My hair extensions on the cheap
       G
I know this scam that scam

As long as I have my spray tan
C
I'm the lady of the block
D
Give us a tenner and I'll suck your cock

Verse 2:
Em
I'm sick of hearing them moaning
      D
About all this stuff I get
C
Council House, Jobseekers
D
How much do you need?

Chorus:
G
I just want a rich bloke
   D
To hold me all night long
    C
And kiss me like I'm Jordan
   D
Or someone who writes nice songs

G
A dealer or a rigger
D
That's my ideal bloke
      C
He'll buy me loads of dead nice stuff
    D
And we'll do loads of coke

Bridge:
Em
I'll make do with George Osbourne
     D
That bloke with all the dosh
C
He can bring the briefcase
D
I'll give him a nosh
Em  D        C    D
Ooh ooh Yeah Yeah

Outro:
G
I'm living on benefits
        D
Call me Tiana Leigh or hot tits
    C
I'm not gonna worry about all this stuff
   D
If all else fails I'll get up the duff
Em        D        C        D
Ca-Ching, Ca-ching Ca-ching yeah
               G
Up the duff on benefits