Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm
Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Verse: Gm Eb Dm Cm I am in need of a fully booted marching band to trample me until Bb F D/F# I can feel the ground beneath me. Gm Eb Dm Cm I’m in too deep in legs of love and arms outstretched. My pride it Bb F D/F# Gm Abm Fm Gm hasn’t been hurt yet, not since 1998. Chorus: Bb D Gm Met a man asked him for a toothpick he handed me his wooden leg Eb Bb D and if I want a bag of fries I get a happy meal Gm Every time cheese on it. Verse: Gm Eb Dm Cm No want no greed, just luxury come raining down. I love you but I Bb F D/F# got room service keeping me alive. Gm Eb Dm Cm I’m built for speed for ivory and eiderdown. My bank account has not Bb F D/F# Deen dry since 2005 Heh, just the other day Chorus 2: Bb D I met a girl and asked her for a matchstick, Gm she set fire to her head. Eb Bb D If I want a bag of fries I get a happy meal every time. Gm Cheese on it Eb Bb D If I want a bag of fries I get a happy meal every time. Bridge: Eb Gm Cheese on my everything it’s all been grated Eb Gm 17 years since I last was frustrated Eb D Every inch of my skin has been stimulated oh How much more can I take in? Solo: Bb D Gm Eb Chorus 3: Bb D Gm Met a man asked him for a toothpick got the other wooden leg Eb Bb D If I want a bag of fries I get a Cordon Bleu Gm Eb Cheese in it Oh mmm Bb D Gm Met a girl, asked her for attention well I asked her won’t you sit with me for a while Eb Dm Dm Dm D If I want her hand in mine if I want her hand in mine She’s on it. Outro: Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm Abm Fm Gm
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