Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Difficulty: Intermediate Intro: A D E A D E Verse 1: A D E A D E A D E A D E Lately I've taken to vacantly making repetitive movements mistakenly seen as improvements A D E A D E A D E A D E Nearing perfection but wisely electing to shun my reflection preferring instead shoe inspection D E F# Bm D E A Bm Cheese and chalk do not talk but their eyes synchronize with a secret rhythm D E F# Bm D E A D E Which is a way one could say that I love you for psychological reasons
A D E A D E A D E A D E Mumbling failure in jail my extremities flail and I wail though my arms and my legs to the chair are nailed A D E A D E A D E A D E Under the table, unwilling, unable, the torture's medieval the dream is a fable with feeble wings Pre-Chorus: D E F# Bm D E A Bm Why does the mouse share the house with the louse? They won't say but they feel their feelings D E F# Bm D E A Doesn't subtract from the fact that I love you for psychological reasons Chorus: Bm D E Reasons I can't really go into now A Bm D E Reasons we should probably not get into right now A D E A D E Verse 2: A D E A D E A D E A D E I'm ashamed to admit I'm afraid of assuming the blame for my lame abnegation of braveness and fame A D E A D E A D E A D E Brain in a jar in a car in reverse I'm rehearsing the way I'll replay how to say how to be where you are Pre-Chorus: D E F# Bm D E A Bm Flammable undiagrammable sentiments pass between animal beings D E F# Bm D E A Hard to explain but it's plain that I love you for psychological reasons Solo: A D E A D E A D E A D E Pre-Chorus: D E F# Bm D E A Bm Why does the mouse share the house with the louse? They won't say but they feel their feelings D E F# Bm D E A Doesn't subtract from the fact that I love you for psychological reasons Chorus: Bm D E Reasons I can't really go into now A Bm D E A Reasons we should probably not get into right now