Christmastime In Hell chords by Tennis Elbow

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
C/F  Abmaj7  Bbmaj7  G7  C  Em  C  D
G  G#dim  Cmaj7  Cm6  Cmaj7  Cm6  G

Verse:
G              G#dim
Those yuletide choruses
        Cmaj7           Cm6
Are how Crosby paid his mortgages
       E7              Am7
What a bummer this new normal is
         Cmaj7          D
Watching Live From Home performances

G                  G#dim
There’s no time to lighten our pines
      Cmaj7            Cm6
We’re all alone always biding our time
E7                Am7
Losing our minds, reciting our lines
     Cmaj7              D
“The mask goes over the nose”

Pre-Chorus:
Em                Ebmaj7
It’s that magical time of year
      G                D
Where candy canes and sugar plums
G             D
Numb all your fears
Em                     Ebmaj7
We’re together through all of this
       G           D
Though half of the family
   G             D
Is exiled due to politics
           Cmaj7
Yeah, it’s Christmastime

Chorus:
           G                B7
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
  Em          Em7      Em6     Cmaj7
I want to get off this burning rock
    G              B7       Em
And fall under the spell of hanging
     Em7       Em6     Cmaj7
Up a great big novelty sock
Cmaj7              D
Joyfully along the fireplace
     E7              Am7
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
         Cmaj7               D
Come and celebrate Christmas in
    Cm6             D    D7   G
The ninth circle of Hell with me

Instrumental Break:
G  Gmaj7  G7  G6  Cmaj7  Eb

Verse:
G                G#dim
Bezos bought his hundredth mansion
    Cmaj7              Cm6
The marginalized being held for ransom
E7                 Am7
Banned protesting, next comes dancing
Cmaj7                   D
Save us Saint Bacon and Nicholas

G                    G#dim
Rudolph won't run he sprained his ankle
   Cmaj7               Cm6
No music by Handel, no garland on mantles
    E7                        Am7
The mistletoe’s canceled, the jingle won’t jangle
    Cmaj7            D
And no more pandemic stimulus

Pre-Chorus:
Em                Ebmaj7
We’re together through all of this
       G           D         G             D
Though half of the family is exiled due to politics
Em                   Ebmaj7
Satan don’t rule the Democrats, Grandma
G           D          G            D
The left is only ruled by their own incompetence
           Cmaj7
Well, it's Christmastime

Chorus:
           G                B7
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
  Em          Em7      Em6     Cmaj7
I want to get off this burning rock
    G              B7       Em
And fall under the spell of hanging
     Em7       Em6     Cmaj7
Up a great big novelty sock
Cmaj7              D
Joyfully along the fireplace
     E7              Am7
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
         Cmaj7               D
Come and celebrate Christmas in
    Cm6             D    D7
The ninth circle of Hell with

C Section:
Ebmaj7  Eb6  Ebmaj7  Eb6  Ebmaj7  Eb6  Ebmaj7  Eb6
Cmaj7  C6  Cmaj7 C6  Cmaj7 C6 Cmaj7 C6

Repeat Intro:
C/F  Abmaj7  Bbmaj7  G7  C  Em  C  D

Chorus:
           G                B7
Well, it’s Christmastime in Hell
  Em          Em7      Em6     Cmaj7
I want to get off this burning rock
    G              B7       Em
And fall under the spell of hanging
     Em7       Em6     Cmaj7
Up a great big novelty sock
Cmaj7              D
Joyfully along the fireplace
     E7              Am7
I’ll meet you at the fiery lake
         Cmaj7               D
Come and celebrate Christmas in
    Cmaj7          Cm6
The first, second, third, and forth
Cmaj7         Cm6
Fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth
    D     D7
And ninth circle of Hell with me

Outro:
G  Gmaj7  G7  G6  Cmaj7  G  G7