Biznitch Is The Shiznitch tab by Tenacious D

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Baby              baby
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Well we met at the food court in the mall
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She was in line at arbys now sippin at a ball
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Such a lovely girl  I walked up to her
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I wanna make you mine and buy you diamonds and pearls
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She gave me her pager number and said beep me some time
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Right there I knew that this girl was mine
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You’re my number one girl the best in the world
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You’re the ish to me forget the other girls
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Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch
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Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch

I was doin cannon balls at the ymca
She came up to me and said hey no horseplay
I got out of the pool like I was the man
Cruised on over to her lifeguard stand
I asked for her number maybe call her sometime
She looked at me smiled then said fine
You’re my number one girl the best in the world
You’re the ish to me forget the other girls
Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch
Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch

Well you know my biznitch is the shiznitch
All the fellas jelous they should mind their own bidness
Ive only  got eyes for one girl
Shes the one that really rocked my world
Every date with me she makes her love sronger
When shes not by my side all I do is wonder
Shes my number one girl the best in the world
Shes the ish to me forget the other girls
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Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch
Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch
Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch

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Biznitch
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Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch
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Biznitch,  my biznitch is the shiznitch
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Biznitch,
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