Some Kind Of Disaster Relief chords by The Taxpayers

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

For the spoken intro, follow the rhythm of the song with the chords Bm G A Bm twice, then end
on three strums of Fmaj7.


Intro:

Bm                    G
 Yeah! You got more trouble than you can handle, honey!

What the fuck are you gonna do?
         A
How are you gonna scrape on by?
              Bm
I do believe that there are two things you do in this situation
  Bm
You leave town or go into hiding
          G
Because some people got brains and other people got talent
      A
Others just look good
                       Bm      Fmaj7
You and me, we got none of those things, but listen up:

Verse 1:
  Bm
Uh my, my, my, my, what a position:
  G
The love of my life smoking crack in the kitchen
A
Lovely long nails and a nasty half grin:
    Bm         Fmaj7
“It's a living,” she shrugs
    Bm
It's a missile disguised as an ethic
    G
It's a rabbit suffocating in a rabbit hole
   A         Bm  Fmaj7
It's politics as usual


Refrain:
Bm
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
G
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
A             Bm
Ba Ba Bum, Some kind of disaster relief

Bm
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
G
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
A             Bm      Fmaj7
Ba Ba Bum, Some kind of disaster relief


Bridge:
Em     Bm
  Honest homes
Em     Bm
  Simple words, simple words
Em       Bm
  And honest hopes
Em          A
  Are like skipping stones
       Bb A
  Skipping stones


Verse 2:
       Bm
Well you can tell that things are getting terribly real
     G
When the suckers in charge don't even gotta lie to the people
    A                      Bm
And the only megaphone left working is attached to a steeple
    Bm
It's a concrete national forest
    G
It's a kid with a gun at the age of 10
       A          Bm    Fmaj7
It's like the last dying gasp of a friend


Refrain:
Bm
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
G
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
A             Bm
Ba Ba Bum, Some kind of disaster relief

Bm
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
G
Ba Ba Bum, Ba Ba Bum Ba Bum
A             Bm      Fmaj7
Ba Ba Bum, Some kind of disaster relief