Key: A ♫ Verse 1: A A7 I'm too liquored up to even get inside D7 A Somebody opened up the door, I stumbled in with pride A D7 A girl at the bar gave me a smile and a full glass A D7 A I kicked it back and fell back on my ass ♫ Verse 2: A A7 Well she helped me find my feet, I said "I'm fine" D7 A "Thank you, ma'am and tell me are you having a good time" A D7 She said, "honey I ain't there, but you can join me if you'd like" A E A "Or are you too liquored up to even get inside "
♫ Chorus: A D7 I'm too liquored up to even get inside A E I think this door is jammed and I've been holding it all night A D7 I see an empty corner and I can't hold it anymore A E A I'm too liquored up to even get inside ♫ Bridge: B7 C7 Cm7 C7 B7 Liquor ain't my best friend Cm7 C7 B7 I make a fool of myself when I go out on the weekend Cm7 E7 I'm at the bar singing out my heart Cm7 B7 E7 Well I won't remember the end of tonight because I drank away the start ♫ Verse 3: A A7 I was working on that girl all night D7 A She helped me to my car and I slipped on a sheet of ice A D7 I think I sprained my ankle, I can't find the dooor handle A E A I'm too liquored up to even get inside ♫ Verse 4: A A7 So we started on our walk back to my place D7 A Halfway there we stopped to get a little Subway A D7 She left ot take a call, I started pissing on the wall A E A I'm too liquored up to even get inside ♫ Chorus: A D7 I'm too liquored up to even get inside A E I saw the sherif coming and I asked him for a ride A D7 A He said, "I just cleaned my car and you look like you're 'bout to barf" A E A "You're too liquored up to even get inside" ♫ Verse 5: A D7 Well the neighbor's dog won't shut it's mouth A E I can't even get inside my front door now A D7 I tried using drunken force, looks like I'm sleeping on the porch A E A I'm too liquored up to even get inside
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