Dumb Ways To Die chords by Tangerine Kitty

(C  F7+)
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

 C  G    Am Em   F    D/F#  G
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die
 C  G    Am Em   F     G   C
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die

(C  F7+)
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

 C  G    Am Em   F    D/F#  G
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die
 C  G    Am Em   F     G   C
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die

(C  F7+)
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

 C  G    Am Em   F    D/F#  G
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die
 C  G    Am Em   F     G   C
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die

(C  F7+)
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
?I wonder what's this red button do??

 C  G    Am Em   F    D/F#  G
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die
 C  G    Am Em   F     G   C
Dumb ways to die,   so many dumb ways to die

F/A   G/B   Am   G  	   F    G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F/A    G/B   Am    Em 	   F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G            Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em                 F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                   Am  Em
Run across the tracks between the platforms
   F             G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

 C    G   Am
Dumbest ways to die ie
 C    G   Am
Dumbest ways to die
 C    G   Am    Em
Dumbest ways to die ie ie
  F
So many dumb
		   C
So many dumb ways to die


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