Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) G It's that time, that time of the month G Well I woke up early and I got a hunch Em Gonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away G 'Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why Em Am Listen to the Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go-o Am D Surfin', surfin' the wave Am D All the girls are surfin' the wave Am D G Surfin' the crimson wave today G Gonna call in sick to work, I don't care, my boss is a jerk Em Can't believe all the pain I'm in, get me white wine and vicodin G Call my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo Em Sew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, 'cause I've got sharks in hot pursuit Am D Surfin', surfin' the wave Am D All the girls are surfin' the wave Am D G Surfin' the crimson wave today C G Am G There are communists in the summer house C G Am G There are communists in the summer house C G Am G C G Am Offer them some primrose tea, if you need me, you know where I'll be Am D Surfin', surfin' the wave Am D All the girls are surfin' the wave Am D G Surfin' the crimson wave today