Whiskey Richard chords by Sunny Sweeney

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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He defines liquid courage

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He's dam hard to discourage

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He's, his own biggest fan


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He comes in all sizes

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There's really no, surprises

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We all know, how this story, ends


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No lack of, ambition

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He tries every position

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Sober, this would not be right


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Not trying to be a buzzkill

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But youre kind of, at a stand still

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Theres no love, to be made here tonight.


Chorus:
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Whiskey Richard

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Please keep him zippered

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Once you start throwing em back


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Whiskey Richard

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All things considered

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You gave it, all that you had


Verse 2:
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He drank beer, in Europe

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HE smoked weed in Spain

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He even sipped wine in France

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But even translantic

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Still aint romantic

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You're just trying, to get in my pants


Chorus:
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Whiskey Richard

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Please keep him zippered

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You;re so easy to predict


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Whiskey Richard

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At least you're a good kisser

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I wish I had a bone to pick

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I got the short end of that stick