Would Jesus Wear A Rolex chords by Ray Stevens

Verse:
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Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set
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There in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget
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This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm



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Askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm
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He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his face
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Sellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace
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Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth
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I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself

Chorus:
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Would he wear a pinky ring, would he drive a fancy car
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Would his wife wear furs and diamonds, would his dressin' room have a star
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If he came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know
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Could ya tell me
Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show

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Would Jesus be political if he came back to earth
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Have his second home in Palm Springs, yeah, a try to hide his worth
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Take money, from those poor folks, when he comes back again
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And admit he's talked to all them preachers who say they been a talkin' to him

Chorus:
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Just ask ya' self
Would he wear a pinky ring
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Would he drive a fancy car
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Would his wife wear furs and diamonds
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Would his dressing room have a star
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If he came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know
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Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex
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Would Jesus wear a Rolex
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Would Jesus wear a Rolex
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On his television show-ooh-ooh