Frog Kissin chords by Ray Stevens

[Verse 1]

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Do you remember in the fairy tales, how the wicked witch's spell changed the handsome prince to a toad.
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Through the power of a potion, she handed him the notion he was lower than the dirt in the road;
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and though she left him green and warted, her evil plan was thwarted,
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when there chanced to happen by a young miss;
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who in spite of his complexion, offered her affection, and broke the wicked curse with her kiss.


[Chorus]

G                         D
Well if you've never been frog kissing,
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then you don't know what you've been missing.
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There's a world of opportunity under each and every log.
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If you've never been a charm breaker, if you've never been a handsome prince maker,
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just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.


[Verse 2]

G                     Em                          C
Once upon a time ago, I was down and feeling low, like a lonely frog in a pond.
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Life was just a joke, and I was very near a croaking, I was zapped by life's wicked wand.
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Then in the depth of my depression, there came a true expression, of a love from a lady so sweet.
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She gave me warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healing,and knocked me off my little web feet.


[Chorus]

G                         D
Well if you've never been frog kissing,
                    G
then you don't know what you've been missing.
          A                    D                   G
There's a world of opportunity under each and every log.
                       D                                              C
If you've never been a charm breaker, if you've never been a handsome prince maker,
     G                       C             D          G
just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.


[Verse 3]

G                                Em                            C
There's a happy ever after land, deep within the heart of man, where a prince or princess abides,
    D
but all we get are glimpses of the handsome prince or princess,
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'cause they're covered by a green warty hide;
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And though they're full of life's potential, they're lacking one essential,
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to enable them to shine like a star;
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and that's to have some guy or misses, cover them with kisses,
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and love them while they're just like they are.


[Outro]

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And that's the secret of frog kissing, and you can do it too if you just listen.
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