Intro: C B G Gm Verse 1: C When you were here before B Could've guessed that you were five G You smell like a bagel Gm Adult girls make me cry C You float my old tugboat B In my bountiful depends G I wish I was special Gm You're so fuckin' special
Chorus: C But I'm a creep B I'm a pedo G How the hell did I get here? Gm How did I get here Verse 2: C I know my butt's been wiped B I can't help when I pee G I want a perfect toddler Gm I want a perfect tween C I want you to notice B When I'm sniffing around G You're so fuckin' special Gm These kids smell so special Chorus: C But I'm a creep B I'm a pedo G How the hell did I get here? Gm How did I get here Bridge: C B Sniff! Yum,yum,yum G Gm Sniff! Yum,yum,yum C B G Gm Yum Verse 3: C Sniffing kids makes me happy B It's all I ever want G They smell fuckin' special Gm These kids smell so special Chorus: C But I'm a creep B I'm a pedo G How the hell did I get here? Gm How did I get here
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