Weenie Ride chords by Steel Panther

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: C

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
 C

Verse:
         F                       C
I wanna tell you 'bout something fun
      Dm
So I wrote you this song
           F                  C
If you've ever been to Disneyland
            Dm
You know the lines can be real long

    F                        Em
But I got a ride that the bitches love
Dm                      C
you won't have to wait at all
G
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
G
And give sexy Michael Starr a call

Chorus:
C
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
C
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
F
It's scary like a roller coaster
Fm
It will stretch you out so wide
C
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
C
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
F                                           Fm
It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide

It's a weenie ride

Break:
 C

Verse:
           F                          C
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
     Dm
And better than the monkey bars
        F                             C
You can take it on the couch or your water bed
       Dm
Or in the back of your Daddy's car
        F                   Em
And it's open all day, night time too
Dm              C
Seven fucking days a week
G
It only shuts down intermittently
G
So I can take a leak

Chorus:
C
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
C
Ride her face down or on your side
F
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
Fm
When some leverage is applied
Am                     G#
Open your legs for a weenie ride
C                         F#m
You won't be the first to see it and cry
F                               G#
Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide
Am                   G
It's a weenie ride, oh yeah

Solo:
 F E Am G F E Am G F E Am G C D

Middle:
D#
Scream for me
D#
Scream out in ecstasy
A#                        F
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
G#
You're never gonna be the same
G                                            C                    Dm      G
Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain?

Verse:
C
Step right up for a weenie ride
C
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
F
Oops, I think I got a little DNA
Fm
All over your backside

C
I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride
C
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
F                                             Fm
Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
C
For the weenie ride

End:
C                                                 F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
C                                                 F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs)
C                                                 F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
C                                                 F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
C                                                 F
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah)
C                                                 F             G
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
C
It's a weenie ride