The Shocker chords by Steel Panther

The Shocker performed by Steel Panther
Hope you enjoy)

Intro:E G D A
Verse

E            G
Extra Extra read all about it,
D                      A
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
E                                G
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
D                             A
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
E                       G
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
D                        A
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
E                    G
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
D                          A
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
F                              C                       Asus2
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in
       A              F#M
In her hole [so] she screams

Chorus:same as verse

Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That's called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Give her the Shocker.

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky that's brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
add your middle finger to a fist of metal,
And spread the shocker all across the land.

It's time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
You will learn this at school.
So pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,

That's called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Give her the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That's called the Shocker.
YEAH!!

[Solo:]

Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That's called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That's called the Shocker.
Here it comes!

[Lead Break:]
E
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
G            D     A(let ring)
Come on and Shocker
Two hundred twenty volts of heavy metal power
In your vagina and your butthole too
**kiss**