Pussywhipped chords by Steel Panther

Verse 1:
G                           F            Em
Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
G                               F            Em
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight
Am   D           Bm             C
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
Am             D            B7
The malady you suffer has a name

Chorus:
   Em
Pussywhipped
     C7                 B7
Your balls don't have a chance
   Em
Pussywhipped
  C7                    B7
Your girlfriend wears the pants
     Em
Pussywhipped

Verse 2:
G                             F            Em
Your new bitch has got you on the shortest rope Yeah yeah yeah
G                                 F            Em
Now your dick gets sucked about as much as the Pope's Holy hell
Am         D           Bm             C
Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
Am               D              B7
What you need to do is grow a spine

Chorus:
     Em
Pussywhipped
      C7                 B7
Your girl locked up your nuts
     Em
Pussywhipped
      C7                  B7
And now you can't bang the sluts
     Em    F          Em        F
Pussywhipped  - Your pussywhiped

Post Chorus:
F                                        G
I was in a situation like the one you've got
F                                                          G
Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot
D                                                   F
Well I was pussywhipped like you but now my dick is wise
D                                  F              B7
You need to tell your dick to open up its fucking eyes
F              B    F
Open up your   ey...e...s

Verse 3:
Am        D           Bm             C
We're all getting so tired of this game
Am                   D                B7
The sickness you've contracted has a name

Last Chorus:
   Em
Pussywhipped
     C7                 B7
Your balls don't have a chance
   Em
Pussywhipped
   C7                 B7
Your girlfriend wears the pants
     Em
Pussywhipped
     C7               B7
You're calling it "romance"
      Em
Pussywhipped
      C7                 B7
Your whore's got you in a trance
     Em       Em        Em      Em       Em          Em sustain