Part Time Beardbeard Crush chords by Squid Biologist

Squid Biologist - Part Time Beard/Beardcrush

Chorus:
      G
Got a part time beard which i guess is kinda queer
           C
but that’s neither here nor there, gotta hide my hair
        G
getting ready for the show and it’s almost time to go
    D                  C         G
One Forty Alex, eleven thirty or so

Verse:
G                     Em
ducked taped tits and dicks stuffed in butts
    D                  C
the dressing room gets pretty nuts
      G              Em
sip a red death and apply my scruff
     D                    C
everyone is gonna love my part time beard stuff (part time beard stuff)

G                Em               D                C
part time beard, part time beard, part time beard, part time beard x2

Verse:
        G            Em
with my beard on the audience will fawn
       D            C
gender bending from dusk till dawn
G                           Em
flopping like a squid I’m a part time beard kid
      D                 C
is it real or fake do a double take, (double take) (triple take)


Chorus:
      G
Got a part time beard which i guess is kinda queer
           C
but that’s neither here nor there, gotta hide my hair
        G
getting ready for the show and it’s almost time to go
    D                  C         G
One Forty Alex, eleven thirty or so

Bridge:
C
Am C D C x2

      Am      C   D    C
beard crush,
      Am      C   D    C
beard crush              beard

Verse:
Am
crush  he  likes my beard he likes my beard
                                 Am           C  D  C
he likes my beard he wants those parsnips                beard
Am
crush i like your beard i like your beard

i like your beard do you have parsnips?
Am
he likes my beard he likes my beard
                             Am     C  D   C
you like my beard? why yes i do!                  beard
Am     C   D   C             Am
crush                  beard crush

Breakdown:

C     Em   Am    Am
                      part time beard!
C     Em   Am     Am
                      beard crush!
C     Em    Am            Am
            parsnips!
C     Em                   Am       Am
         part time beard!               beard crush! and
C               Em     Am     Am
parnsnips                         part time beard!
C       Em     Am    Am
                         beard crush! and
C             Em    Am    Am
parsnips!                     part time beard
C       Em   Am   Am
                      beard crush!
C  Em  Am  Am

Outro:
Am
i like your beard he likes my beard

he likes my beard my part time beard?

C                             C
    my part time beard crush!