Breeders Night chords by Squid Biologist

Intro:
C F C F C F G x2

Verse:
C              F                 C           F
I’d like to go to a place, where everyone is usually gay but
C                   F                   G
not right now, it’s not that time, it’s Breeder’s Night so get in line
   C            F                C                     F
it only happens once a year, the night where you don’t have to be queer
C                     F               G                      Am
gerbsters and bananas all up in here, helping to spread that Breeder’s Night cheer

Chorus:
     F
it’s Breeder’s Night tis the season
Am
gonna eat nanas for all the wrong reasons
C                        G
all the gerbsters ill be pleasing
C                             G
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night x2

Verse:
C                       F
fuck your Christmas and screw your New Year’s
C                     F
i just wanna hang out with the gerbsters
C                   F
beeping and bopping bopping and peeling
G               Am
tis the holiday I’ve been feeling

solo:
C F C F C F G x2

Chorus:
     F
it’s Breeder’s Night tis the season
Am
gonna eat nanas for all the wrong reasons
C                        G
all the gerbsters ill be pleasing
C                             G
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night
C                   F
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night
C                   F
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night

verse:
C                                      F
tonight they’re not bears they’re just big hairy guys
         C                    F
and your grindr account isn’t just for other guys
         C                         F
and it’s not reverse drag it’s just karaoke
           G                                  Am
bring your hetero friends for this one night only

chorus:
    F
it’s Breeder’s Night tis the season
Am
gonna eat nanas for all the wrong reasons
C                        G
all the gerbsters ill be pleasing
C                             G
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night
     F
it’s Breeder’s Night (one night only)
      Am
it’s Breeder’s Night (fa la la la)
           C                              G
check your grindr account (please turn it off)
     C                              G
its Breeder’s Night (it’s Breeder’s Night)
G
stop drinking seabreeze
N.C