Bishop Dance chords by Bruce Springsteen

G
Bishop danced with a thumbscrew woman
                 C        G
Did a double-quick back flip and slid across the floor
  C            G
The Catholic traffic flowed freely 'cross the river
               F       C  G
And fiddlestick fiddled quick out the front door

G
Oh baby dumpling, mama's in the back tree
         C     G
If the bow breaks mama might fall
G          C
Little sad and only, baby don't be lonely
G              C       G
Mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall
G              F       C  G
Mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall

G            C            G
And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make'em fat, early in the mornin'
C              G
Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
C          G
Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace
    G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
    G                F          C  G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born

   G
Well maverick daddy got one-eyed bridge
               Em       C
She glides like a monkey-mule kicking on the back slide
C           G
Over hill, over hill, daddy don't you spill now
G               C       G
Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill
G               F       C  G
Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill

  G          C          G
And Billy, he's crying "Tomahawk, tomahawk, daddy better duck now"
  C                  G
The Mohawks, the Mohawks, they're still out there in the woods
C        G
Monatuk, Ocanuk, runnin' through my dreams now
   G
With fire on their fingertips and indian screams
   G              F        C     G
With fire on their fingertips and feathers made of moonbeams

G  C  G
G  C  G


  G
Well early in the morning the cannoneer cried
  G
"I seen the sailor's warning in the western sky"
   C             G
Well mountain man, if you can, cut me down a fir tree
C                 F    G  C  G
Branches full of candlesticks for baby and me


G                C
And my darling cried, she said "Honey, the weathervane
         C/G
Lately it's been pointing the way to heaven
C                         G
Scatterbrains, scatterbrains, watch out where you fall
C                     G
Champagne, champagne, a round for all the old choir boys
    G
They're busting off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall
    G               F         C  G
They're bustin' off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall


G            C            G
And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make'em fat, early in the mornin'
C              G
Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
C          G
Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace
    G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
    G                F          C  G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born


G  C  G
G  C  G


G            C            G
And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make'em fat, early in the mornin'
C              G
Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
C          G
Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace
    G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
    G                F          C  G
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born