Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Eadd9 022102 E* 022103 Intro: E5 A5 E5 Verse 1: E5 You're gonna take a walk in the rain A5 E5 And you're gonna get wet - I predict E5 You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein A5 E5 And be hungry real soon - I predict E5 A5 E5 Are my sources correct? - I predict E5 They're gonna find the Queen is a man A5 E5 But that Philip don't care - I predict E5 Lassie will prove that Elvis and her A5 E5 Had a fleeting affair - I predict E5 Are my sources correct? E5 Are my sources correct? A5 E5 Yes I know they're corect - I predict
Chorus: G Men, if you say your prayers B You'll never lose your hair E E6 L.A. is safe E7 Ain't gonna quake Eadd9 E* Ain't gonna quake - I predict Bridge: N.C. E5 And somebody's gonna die N.C. E5 But I can't reveal who N.C. E5 Cold beer will cure a cold N.C. Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer G Moscow will march to France B They'll do the Can-Can Dance G Don't worry, it'll work out B Maxim's will throw them out Verse 2: E5 They're gonna stop Saturday night A5 E5 So you better have fun now - I predict E5 They're gonna stop having the sun A5 E5 So you better get tan now - I predict E5 And this song will fade out E5 And this song will fade out A5 E5 And this song will fade out - I predict E5 And this song will fade out E5 And this song will fade out A5 E5 And this song will fade out - I predict E5 And this song will fade out E5 And this song will fade out A5 E5 And this song will fade out - I predict E5 And this song will fade out E5 And this song will fade out A5 E5 And this song will fade out - I predict Outro: E5 (E6) (E7) And this song will fade out E5 (Eadd9) (E*) And this song will fade out (E6) (E7) A5 E5 And this song will fade out E5 (E6) (E7) And this song will fade out E5 (Eadd9) (E*) And this song will fade out (E6) (E7) A5 E5 And this song will fade out